If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
(Source: gn4rwolves, via svetlana-trumper)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via thencamewolves)
When you re-read some of your texts later on and realize you were flirting waaaaaay harder then you meant too….whoops hahaaha
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
his fucking handwriting omfg
(via thelumberjackcometh)